‘Team Demelza’ strikes back …
He may have a six-pack, he may be Pol, dark and handsome, and he may have a voice that buckles the knees of womenfolk at 100 yards, but it’s not all about Ross …
While the girls have gone wild about scything
And fantasize all about writhing
With muscular Ross,
I don’t give a toss
‘Cos it’s Demelza with whom I’ll be ‘jiving’!
![... but I already do!](https://i0.wp.com/blog.piscibus.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/images.jpg?resize=401%2C284)