The world’s gone potty!
Some words inspired by the breakage of a relative’s newly installed toilet seat when subjected to the ‘wriggle test’…
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There once was a lassie who wriggled
On the loo so much that she giggled.
She fractured the seat
When she sat to excrete
‘Cos her bum cheeks both wiggled and jiggled!