A limerick a week #198

The world’s gone potty! 

Some words inspired by the breakage of a relative’s newly installed toilet seat when subjected to the ‘wriggle test’…

The inspirational-but-flawed pew

There once was a lassie who wriggled
On the loo so much that she giggled. 
She fractured the seat
When she sat to excrete
‘Cos her bum cheeks both wiggled and jiggled!


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😎 - Former scientist, now graduated to a life of leisure. - Family man (which may surprise the family; it certainly surprises him). - Likes cycling and old-fashioned B&W film photography. - Dislikes greasy-pole-climbing 'yes men'. - Thinks Thea Gilmore should be much better known than she is. - Values decency over achievement.

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