A limerick a week #22

A contemplative rhyme for Kratos, my Ice Cream Buddy’s rabbit, on his recent visit to the vet:

‘Tis the end now of Kratos’s rollicking
Adventure of love, lust and frolicking.
In the worst of all spectacles
He lost both his testicles
When Anna arranged his de-bollocking!

Kratos looks sad, doesn’t he, so here’s a joke to cheer him up  Q: Are a rabbit’s testicles expensive? A: No. They’re just under a buck! (or, in his case, they were until last week)

 

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LanterneRouge

😎 - Former scientist, now graduated to a life of leisure. - Family man (which may surprise the family; it certainly surprises him). - Likes cycling and old-fashioned B&W film photography. - Dislikes greasy-pole-climbing 'yes men'. - Thinks Thea Gilmore should be much better known than she is. - Values decency over achievement.

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