A limerick a week #23

On the occasion of POTUS’ latest gabshite utterances …

There’s no refugee crimewave in Sweden
So it’s hardly a problem that’s need’n’
That comb-over chump
AKA ‘Walloper’ Trump
To lie to his minions, or mislead ’em.

The Scots terms, above, are taken from the description of POTUS in Lorna Wallace’s epic portrayal of him as “a tangerine gabshite walloper”.

(For those needing help with the language, gabshite refers to someone mouthing-off loudly on a subject (s)he knows nothing about and walloper is a slang term for a limp dick. Seems about right.)

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😎 Former scientist, now graduated to a life of leisure; Family man (which may surprise the family - it certainly surprises him); Likes cycling and old-fashioned B&W film photography; Dislikes greasy-pole-climbing 'yes men'; Thinks Afterlife (previously known as Thea Gilmore) should be much better known than she is; Values decency over achievement.

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