A ‘doorknob’ like no other!
The online Metro picked up last week on some news from the USA where a bloke called Erik presented himself to his local ER with his ‘member’ firmly lodged in a hole that he’d cut through a door in order to fit a new doorknob.
It appears that he’d consumed a viagra-like product before being ‘enticed’ by his partner from the other side of the door. You can read more about it here.
And this is the limerick:
A chap downed a chemical essence
That produced a priapic tumescence.
He then rogered the door
And shouted-out “Phwoar!”
As the keyhole clasped tight his excrescence!