50 Shades of Green
I take no responsibility for this week’s ALAW. It’s a headline in the Daily Record that’s to blame!
And here it is:
A young man went out to explore
Lascivious encounters galore,
But ‘the birds and the bees’
Made him fancy the trees
And that’s NOT what a knot hole is for!
Former scientist, now graduated to a life of leisure;
Family man (which may surprise the family - it certainly surprises him);
Likes cycling and old-fashioned B&W film photography;
Dislikes greasy-pole-climbing 'yes men';
Thinks Afterlife (previously known as Thea Gilmore) should be much better known than she is;
Values decency over achievement.
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