A limerick a week #257

50 Shades of Green

I take no responsibility for this week’s ALAW. It’s a headline in the Daily Record that’s to blame!

And here it is:

A young man went out to explore
Lascivious encounters galore,
But ‘the birds and the bees’
Made him fancy the trees
And that’s NOT what a knot hole is for!

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😎 - Former scientist, now graduated to a life of leisure. - Family man (which may surprise the family; it certainly surprises him). - Likes cycling and old-fashioned B&W film photography. - Dislikes greasy-pole-climbing 'yes men'. - Thinks Thea Gilmore should be much better known than she is. - Values decency over achievement.

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