Spot the difference…
Conservative: (droning) Well… speaking as the Conservative candidate I just drone on and on and on and on without letting anyone else get a word in edgeways, until I start foaming at the mouth and falling over backwards. Ooo-aaahhh. (THUD)
Tory MP suffers concussion after falling off chair.
A Conservative MP suffered whiplash and a concussion after she fell off her chair during a meeting.
Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose!