Sometimes one’s loving family may not be quite so loving as one thinks. Take for example the gift of a simple bar of soap. This one, a Christmas present, panders well to the cyclist, but the subtle ‘sting in the tail’ that it advertises is revealed to be an embedded exfoliant of ground walnuts; extremely coarse ground nuts (and that’s before a long day in the saddle) 🙁
![Ground nuts, anyone](https://i0.wp.com/blog.piscibus.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Soap-300x281.jpg?resize=300%2C281)