The dunny’s done-in (or “Wor netty’s knackered, but you should see the size of the rhubarb!”)
Short and sweet this week ‘cos I’m not proud of it. (Haha! Of course I am, and it’s anapestically correct as well).
A ditty inspired by a friend’s lavatorial break down:
A. A. Milne thought he knew what to do
When he found that he’d broken his loo.
He just said: “Oh, f**k it!”
And peed in a bucket,
But what happened to Winnie the Pooh?