I have a cunning plan …
Is it just me, or does Theresa May’s Brexit Plan B look remarkably like her Plan A? Plan B, remember, didn’t exist. It couldn’t because it was her deal or nothing.
Aah! Now I see. ‘Tis her cunning plan! There can be no real Plan B, so we’ll take Plan A and simply call it Plan B. That’ll fool ’em, eh? Theresa May, the Baldrick of politics.
‘Twas ‘Deal or No Deal’, you see,
Until she invented Plan B,
But Theresa’s May-hem
Will soon overwhelm
Them both. So, how about C?