This Berger & Wyse cartoon from the Guardian (07.05.2016) makes me wonder whether they have visited my place of work. Placing these things where they are (i) least obvious and (ii) most likely to trip you up is a speciality of our facility managers.
Apparently this is how my family views me. Could be worse ..
A mother arguing with her son via public Facebook postings (as reported by the Metro):
“Your proctologist called. He’s found your head“.