A hard sell…
One of you lovely readers (yes, there is more than one) challenged me to come up with a more traditional ‘double entendre’ limerick, so here are some non-biographical lines inspired by the multitude of adverts that populate the minor TV channels and their apparent preoccupation with, er, dysfunctional males:
A lothario felt nothing but strife
When his pecker lost interest in life
But the cure that he chose
Was a Viagra dose
Which must have been hard on his wife!
I’ll get my coat…
Frankie Howard – eat your heart out!! And there’s more. . A security van was robbed of a ton of Viagra tablets. Police are looking for hardened criminals. …. A patient mistakenly swallowed a dozen Viagra tablets – he’s now complaining of a stiff neck. Keep them coming Phil, every edition another gem.
In the words of the late Arthur Askey: Ay-thang-yaw