Occasional Limericks Only #13

A hard sell…

One of you lovely readers (yes, there is more than one) challenged me to come up with a more traditional ‘double entendre’ limerick, so here are some non-biographical lines inspired by the multitude of adverts that populate the minor TV channels and their apparent preoccupation with, er, dysfunctional males:

A lothario felt nothing but strife
When his pecker lost interest in life
But the cure that he chose
Was a Viagra dose
Which must have been hard on his wife!

I’ll get my coat…

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😎 Former scientist, now graduated to a life of leisure; Family man (which may surprise the family - it certainly surprises him); Likes cycling and old-fashioned B&W film photography; Dislikes greasy-pole-climbing 'yes men'; Thinks Afterlife (previously known as Thea Gilmore) should be much better known than she is; Values decency over achievement.

2 thoughts on “Occasional Limericks Only #13”

  1. Frankie Howard – eat your heart out!! And there’s more. . A security van was robbed of a ton of Viagra tablets. Police are looking for hardened criminals. …. A patient mistakenly swallowed a dozen Viagra tablets – he’s now complaining of a stiff neck. Keep them coming Phil, every edition another gem.

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