Sometimes life just sucks…
Some lines inspired by the ‘weird news’ section of the online edition of the Metro and its recent exposé of a vicar’s ‘affair’ with, er, Henry the Hoover.
In a ‘holy’ outrageous manoeuvre
A vicar from downtown Vancouver
– Though no dilettante –
Was caught in flagrante
With the hose from Henry the Hoover
Former scientist, now graduated to a life of leisure;
Family man (which may surprise the family - it certainly surprises him);
Likes cycling and old-fashioned B&W film photography;
Dislikes greasy-pole-climbing 'yes men';
Thinks Afterlife (previously known as Thea Gilmore) should be much better known than she is;
Values decency over achievement.
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