Occasional Limericks Only #4

Time for a dram…

Well it’s not 🎶Whiskey in the Jar🎶
… but it IS whisky in the clock!
Can you see the problem?

Any ideas? Anyone? Chief Brody?

A drinker of drams had a shock
When he wanted to add to his stock
His problem, you see,
Was a cupboard so wee
That he needed a much bigger clock!

 

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LanterneRouge

😎 Former scientist, now graduated to a life of leisure; Family man (which may surprise the family - it certainly surprises him); Likes cycling and old-fashioned B&W film photography; Dislikes greasy-pole-climbing 'yes men'; Thinks Afterlife (previously known as Thea Gilmore) should be much better known than she is; Values decency over achievement.

2 thoughts on “Occasional Limericks Only #4”

  1. I think I see a solution – when serving your guests try using larger glasses.

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    1. Haha! Spot on. I was at Kendal’s first ever whisky festival last Friday and it’s very hard not to buy a bottle after an evening imbibing. Same thing happened after a tasting session at Lagavulin in October. Strange that 🙂

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