A drinker of drams had a shock When he wanted to add to his stock His problem, you see, Was a cupboard so wee That he needed a much bigger clock!
Former scientist, now graduated to a life of leisure;
Family man (which may surprise the family - it certainly surprises him);
Likes cycling and old-fashioned B&W film photography;
Dislikes greasy-pole-climbing 'yes men';
Thinks Afterlife (previously known as Thea Gilmore) should be much better known than she is;
Values decency over achievement.
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2 thoughts on “Occasional Limericks Only #4”
I think I see a solution – when serving your guests try using larger glasses.
Haha! Spot on. I was at Kendal’s first ever whisky festival last Friday and it’s very hard not to buy a bottle after an evening imbibing. Same thing happened after a tasting session at Lagavulin in October. Strange that 🙂