Okay, so I have to admit to watching Poldark last night even though I had some concerns during the last series after Management seemed a tad over-interested in Ross and his six-pack, only to be:
(i) reassured by her exclamation during his topless scything scene that: “I don’t like men with squares on their chest“;
(ii) rather concerned by her somewhat loose grasp of anatomy
Anyway, none of that is of current interest as the highlight of the present series, for me at least, was last night’s exchange between Demelza and Sir Hugh Bodrugan;
Sir Hugh: “Have you come to steal my heart?”
Demelza: “No, sir, I’ve come to visit your cow.”
They don’t write ’em like that no more! A true classic.