Do these shorts make my …
I don’t know about you, but if I was referring to the different perceptions you get when looking at a tall, hefty bloke in baggy shorts and a loose-fitting t-shirt compared to his appearance when booted and suited, I would probably say something like:
“It’s interesting how that outfit makes him look slimmer.”
What I wouldn’t say is what my 89-year-old mother uttered:
“When he has trousers on he looks normal, but when he takes them he off looks huge.”
