Quotes that made me laugh #34

Do these shorts make my …

I don’t know about you, but if I was referring to the different perceptions you get when looking at a tall, hefty bloke in baggy shorts and a loose-fitting t-shirt compared to his appearance when booted and suited, I would probably say something like:

It’s interesting how that outfit makes him look slimmer.

What I wouldn’t say is what my 89-year-old mother uttered:

“When he has trousers on he looks normal, but when he takes them he off looks huge.”

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😎 Former scientist, now graduated to a life of leisure; Family man (which may surprise the family - it certainly surprises him); Likes cycling and old-fashioned B&W film photography; Dislikes greasy-pole-climbing 'yes men'; Thinks Afterlife (previously known as Thea Gilmore) should be much better known than she is; Values decency over achievement.

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