Quotes that made me laugh #5

Not a quote, really, but Katherine Ryan retelling the funniest joke she’s ever heard:

Remember when your parents would say, “I’ll give you something to cry about” and you thought they were going to hit you but really, they were destroying the housing market?

And a perceptive description of Boris Johnson from Hadley Freeman in the Guardian:

Johnson is so calculating he has an abacus for a heart.

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😎 - Former scientist, now graduated to a life of leisure. - Family man (which may surprise the family; it certainly surprises him). - Likes cycling and old-fashioned B&W film photography. - Dislikes greasy-pole-climbing 'yes men'. - Thinks Thea Gilmore should be much better known than she is. - Values decency over achievement.

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