A nose for a good story…
Not really a quote, but a newspaper headline:
The quote made me laugh, but the associated article had me in hysterics. It’s a long time since I cried laughing, but the guy’s explanation of the timeline of events really did for me and the hospital’s discharge note finished me completely: “Denies other magnets”.
Well worth a read and it’s here.
Meantime, once I’d stopped laughing, it inspired this…
There once was a man of Verona
Who tried hard to cure Corona
The method he chose
Was a magnetic nose
That gave him a repellant persona!