Ain’t that the dog’s bollocks!?
Lines inspired by a regrettable but necessary visit to the vet…
Today has been quite a shocker
For Rolo, the chocolate-brown cocker,
‘Cos the unhappy mutt’s
Lost both of his nuts.
No wonder he’s gone off his rocker!
Postscript: a similar fate previously befell my ice-cream buddy’s rabbit, Kratos. You can read about it here.