MMXVII – MCMLVII = LX
In honour of my big sister’s landmark birthday (and dependency on wine), I give you:
The fruit of the grape may assuage
The fact that she’s now reached the age
Where an ‘owd Cumbrian lass’
Can pick up a pass
For an omnibus birthday rampage.
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